Real Life Sign Posts

Caution - Water on Road During Rain
(Well Naw!)

Entrance Only - DO NOT ENTER
(Okay so I dont enter at the Entrance?)

Do Not Set Yourself On Fire
(Oh Dang! I was Just About to!)

Warning - Children Left Unattended Will Be Sold to the Circus.
(Just what I always Wanted!)

Quote from George W. Bush
"Its Clearly A Budget, it Has Alot Of Numbers In it."